
Friday, January 29, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Puuurrr
"Really, I know where they keep the food. The faucet is kitten's play. The litter box? Ha! I don't use the litter box now.
"The dog. The dog will do anything I say. And, if things go sideways, I could live off her for months.
"I've eaten plants before. And the carpet. And dirt.
"I will miss the warmth of sleeping in their respective crotches. But crotches are a dime a dozen... so I've heard.
"It could be done.
"It should be done."
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The Mules
Monday, January 25, 2010
Ahoy!
scurvy |ˈskərvē|
noun
a disease caused by a deficiency of vitamin C, characterized by swollen bleeding gums and the opening of previously healed wounds, which particularly affected poorly nourished sailors until the end of the 18th century.
Is there any other reasonable remedy for the above than a good plank-walking? I think not.
Arrrrh!

UPDATE - 1/29/10 8:59 a.m.
So long "Sesame Street" and "Word World," O's vocabulary lesson has arrived... thanks to his Grandma.
noun
a disease caused by a deficiency of vitamin C, characterized by swollen bleeding gums and the opening of previously healed wounds, which particularly affected poorly nourished sailors until the end of the 18th century.
Is there any other reasonable remedy for the above than a good plank-walking? I think not.
Arrrrh!
UPDATE - 1/29/10 8:59 a.m.
So long "Sesame Street" and "Word World," O's vocabulary lesson has arrived... thanks to his Grandma.
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Mr. O
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Monday, January 4, 2010
Bass Ackwards
Big, big day in the life of Mr. O.

Today, at school, he put his pants on all by himself. And, with the kind of sense of humor we pay dearly for twice each month, his teachers let him enjoy his accomplishment all day and all the way home.
Of course, we too enjoyed it all the way to bedtime.
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Mr. O
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