Puuurrr

"While I sit here I think, 'I could end them.'

"Really, I know where they keep the food. The faucet is kitten's play. The litter box? Ha! I don't use the litter box now.

"The dog. The dog will do anything I say. And, if things go sideways, I could live off her for months.

"I've eaten plants before. And the carpet. And dirt.

"I will miss the warmth of sleeping in their respective crotches. But crotches are a dime a dozen... so I've heard.

"It could be done.

"It should be done."