Yes We Cans

"Four score and seven years ago, I fondled a cardboard cut-out of Hillary Clinton."

Oh wait, that's not how that speech goes.

It is, however, how Barack Obama's chief speechwriter goes in the latest life lesson involving life-sized cardboard cut-outs, a camera and Facebook.

Before long, our nation's unemployment rate will need to start factoring in the "Facebook effect" on people's ability to get and hold a job:

"In November, 533,000 jobs were lost. 422,000 people left the workforce altogether. And, 276,000 people were about to be hired until their prospective bosses looked them up on Facebook, found pictures of them in boxer shorts and a Santa hat, passed out next to a light up nativity scene wiseman."

P.S. The dude is 27 years old and a dang good speech writer. Chief White House Speech Writer is a heady title for anyone, let alone some only one score and seven years old.

UPDATE: His start.