It's been exactly 761 days since my last post on Life with Mr. O. In some countries, they take your cat for such an offense. I must move there.
To my three and a half faithful readers, I... am... sorry.
Please, take no offense to the fact that I have not written in a while, or think that Mr. O has left our home to join the "circus train." Just know that business is good, times are busy and O is... as ever.
In fact, it was a statement of his tonight that inspired me to write once again.
As we were wrapping up a tear-filled bath and preparing to head upstairs for bed... tears induced by the tragic fact that he was not given a chance to put the tub plug in the drain before I started the water... Mr. O said:
"Let's be a train. I be the engine. Mommy will be the [clean] coal car. And daddy, you be the caboose."
Indeed, what a metaphor for life with an almost three year old. There's little doubt, at least in his mind, that he's driving this train we call a family. Mom provides the fuel to keep us all going. And dad? Well, I hold on in the back, providing a place to have a drink or six, take a nap and play some cards.
On Sundays, by 8 p.m., that all sounds about right.
The other thing that inspired me to write once again is this.

I got my fireplace working again. "Advice" from the fireplace-fix-it-man-Daryl brothers be damned.
Works better than ever.
I'll try to write more often, but make no promises. Tomorrow starts Mr. O's birthday month, so I'm sure I'll have some material.
So long.